tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post113789941368627826..comments2023-10-15T05:28:57.347-05:00Comments on Leper Pop: Sid Sweet HomeSidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08269958368204164974noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138424958094805962006-01-27T23:09:00.000-06:002006-01-27T23:09:00.000-06:00MR, your dawgs may be holding out on you--mine's n...MR, your dawgs may be holding out on you--mine's not just a personal assistant, but also a personal trainer and muse. Yep, those sneaky dogs of yours could be helping you write your blog...or posting your resume online.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138372901903486782006-01-27T08:41:00.000-06:002006-01-27T08:41:00.000-06:00Pardon me, Devious, as god as my witness, I though...Pardon me, Devious, as god as my witness, I thought yesterday was Friday. Imagine my embarrassment when I woke up this morning and my dogs told me I had another day to go to work. Not only are they man's best friend, they make wonderful personal assistants, as well.<BR/><BR/>Somebody please give me new fun and exciting job, or shoot me in the head.Moist Rubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11761155132969976525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138371344931606602006-01-27T08:15:00.000-06:002006-01-27T08:15:00.000-06:00Oh THANK YOU Sid, becuz Sweet Home Alabama now alw...Oh THANK YOU Sid, becuz Sweet Home Alabama now always brings up a pic of Brandon in my head (aaaaaaacccccckkkkk) and I must take a deep breath and repeat to myself marty marty marty marty ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138342427980768012006-01-27T00:13:00.000-06:002006-01-27T00:13:00.000-06:00This is all my fault... in retrospect I should hav...This is all my fault... in retrospect I should have blown off my family and gone bowling with Moist Rub at Devious D's favorite bowling center.<BR/>Pass the holy cards and I'll pray for forgiveness.<BR/><BR/>And I need to issue a correction to Key - Sid Sweet Home does not remind you of Sweet Home Alabama, it reminds you of Home, Sweet Home by Motley Crue. I apologize for the error.<BR/><BR/>Finally, this week's winner is bclf for recognizing the greatness of Wings. Watch your mail for a major award.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269958368204164974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138341402256578172006-01-26T23:56:00.000-06:002006-01-26T23:56:00.000-06:00Whoa, MR, aka Mr. Sensitive! Don't you know never ...Whoa, MR, aka Mr. Sensitive! Don't you know never to hold the husband guilty of the sins of the Ono-ish wife? The GAM Squad survives despite my social faux pas. Besides, when does a superhero like you pay attention to a mere spouse of a guy who had a backstage pass to Leper House back in the day. Or am I actually married to a Leper and didn't know it?<BR/><BR/>Ummm, and by not going tomorrow nite, you're not going to punish me much. The gig is Saturday nite. It's alright for fightin', I hear. There might be a White Hen nearby. There's definitely a White Castle (a shameless shoutout to LA Ray). <BR/><BR/>And holy cards? Holy cow. Are we talkin' tarot? Now that'd be cool. I'd pay to see you do that. You could be the opening act. <BR/><BR/>(But please, do let me know if I have to beg. I just figured the occasional slander, slur or slapback was more appreciated, O Great Moistness.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138320981683511352006-01-26T18:16:00.000-06:002006-01-26T18:16:00.000-06:00Maybe some of them Caseys will drop by for milksha...Maybe some of them Caseys will drop by for milkshakes and s'mores. If they bring their holy cards, maybe y'all can do trades to complete your sets ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138288718593012222006-01-26T09:18:00.000-06:002006-01-26T09:18:00.000-06:00Forget MR? Forget MR??? That did it. I was goin...Forget MR? Forget MR??? That did it. I was going to go see the GAM Squad tomorrow night, and even give them some free, albeit limited, publicity with a blog mention and possilbe article. But, forget it now. I will sit home and sort my holy cards, instead.Moist Rubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11761155132969976525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138259906278770582006-01-26T01:18:00.000-06:002006-01-26T01:18:00.000-06:00Forget MR. I can't believe we didn't see you. Or r...Forget MR. I can't believe <I>we</I> didn't see you. Or run into you. Or run over you. Huh. Dupe Co. is getting a little too big for its britches. Or the local police blotter is censoring certain reports. Unless...were you the battery at Glenbard East? I figured it was a slow news day and they were reporting what was in the lost and found. <BR/><BR/>But perhaps we're talking the other type of battery, the likes of which happen in White Hen lots. Then again, perhaps I'm just confusing the Leper Lore.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, could've given you a nice little parting gift, like pink eye.<BR/>Your loss.<BR/><BR/>And I suspect the final pool table you desecrated was in the lanes blessed to host the Mr. and Ms. Devious Bowling League, Mr. D, president. Just so's you know for next time, buddy, so you can give it the respect it deserves. The bartender at the west bar still knows how to mix Mr. D's ma's favorite drink and she hasn't bowled there for 5 years now. Now that's respect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138247419805002782006-01-25T21:50:00.000-06:002006-01-25T21:50:00.000-06:00It doesn't have anything really to do with your bl...It doesn't have anything really to do with your blog, but every time I read "Sid Sweet Home" I start humming "Sweet Home, Alabama ..."<BR/><BR/>I've never even lived in Alabama ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138056257400925142006-01-23T16:44:00.000-06:002006-01-23T16:44:00.000-06:00I don't remember dating any electric fish...You're...I don't remember dating any electric fish...<BR/><BR/>You're safe unless your name is Kelli from Decatur, IL or Cynnara from Decatur, TX. Otherwise, you have Sid cooties.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269958368204164974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1138055674240964842006-01-23T16:34:00.000-06:002006-01-23T16:34:00.000-06:00Hey, Sid, I'm from Decatur, but I don't think I ev...Hey, Sid, I'm from Decatur, but I don't think I ever dated you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137994715504655962006-01-22T23:38:00.000-06:002006-01-22T23:38:00.000-06:00Leper Pop-ette? Sounds like something we might pu...Leper Pop-ette? Sounds like something we might put into the toaster ...<BR/><BR/>HR, I'm not sure what the Lepers call us ...<BR/><BR/>That thing about paste in the hair reminds me of when the ones were smaller. You could always tell which side of me they had been sitting at table to eat by the spilled/wiped food on my clothing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137986109372418932006-01-22T21:15:00.000-06:002006-01-22T21:15:00.000-06:00Seinfeld, phft. Wings is funnier than Seinfeld an...Seinfeld, phft. Wings is funnier than Seinfeld anyday. Keep with the Wings reruns Sid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137972537070465752006-01-22T17:28:00.000-06:002006-01-22T17:28:00.000-06:00Sweat tea?! Yikes! Spell checker didn't get that o...Sweat tea?! Yikes! Spell checker didn't get that one, did it? I think you have to be a belle.<BR/> <BR/>Oh, I was rather presumptuous wasn't I? Leper Pop-ette? I quit. <BR/><BR/>The quote rather has a Tom Robbins ring to it. I could see his character Switters using it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137971918557063992006-01-22T17:18:00.000-06:002006-01-22T17:18:00.000-06:00Given that I just got admonished by Mrs. F'er for ...Given that I just got admonished by Mrs. F'er for using the word "poontang" I think I'll keep the original draft to myself.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you can bid for the original draft written on the back of an envelope which will be auctioned off after I die.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269958368204164974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137970223618157392006-01-22T16:50:00.000-06:002006-01-22T16:50:00.000-06:00I'll agree HR that "sweat tea" would, indeed, be a...I'll agree HR that "sweat tea" would, indeed, be an abomination. But "sweet tea" is a heavenly concoction. P'rhaps it is an acquired taste ...<BR/><BR/>I haven't received my notification that I'm considered a "fellow leper" yet ... (I would like to know what your original said, too, Sid ...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137965536179504282006-01-22T15:32:00.000-06:002006-01-22T15:32:00.000-06:00That Carolina BBQ--that lovely vinegary yumminess-...That Carolina BBQ--that lovely vinegary yumminess--that was the best thing about our abbreviated stay in North Carolina. Sweat tea, however, is an abomination...<BR/><BR/>Can we all just assume that anything said by fellow lepers is in loving jest?<BR/><BR/>I'm afraid Dry Rub beats Moist Rub in a google fight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137963980932668092006-01-22T15:06:00.000-06:002006-01-22T15:06:00.000-06:00Regarding BBQ, I also have to point out that Memph...Regarding BBQ, I also have to point out that Memphis is where I first learned of Dry Rub, which is the opposite of Moist Rub, who is still deeply hurt that I didn't make time for him during my 48 hours in Chicago.<BR/>Needy bastard.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269958368204164974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137963804877611142006-01-22T15:03:00.000-06:002006-01-22T15:03:00.000-06:00Sorry if it came off as touchy. I like any commen...Sorry if it came off as touchy. I like any comments on my posts - good or bad. I was just a little insecure when I wrote that paragraph and afraid that any shock value from the language would distract fom the content and what I was trying to say. Guess I just need to watch more Seinfeld reruns instead of Wings.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269958368204164974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137962338766637842006-01-22T14:38:00.000-06:002006-01-22T14:38:00.000-06:00ah "sweet tea" it's God awefully and the reason ev...ah "sweet tea" it's God awefully and the reason everyone in the southeast has "some're teeth".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137960305366396702006-01-22T14:05:00.000-06:002006-01-22T14:05:00.000-06:00Whoops, that anonymous was me...Whoops, that anonymous was me...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137959972934148832006-01-22T13:59:00.000-06:002006-01-22T13:59:00.000-06:00Yikes, have we all gotten a little touchy around h...Yikes, have we all gotten a little touchy around here. (I'm pretty impossible to offend, BTW). I thought it was hysterical! That "poise, Sid, poise" was a take off of Seinfeld when Kramer was coaching the beauty contest contestant. I'd love to know what the original said.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137957756935416242006-01-22T13:22:00.000-06:002006-01-22T13:22:00.000-06:00Key - Didn't note any harshness. Also agree with ...Key - Didn't note any harshness. Also agree with your BBQ assessment, although Memphis takes the crown for me.<BR/><BR/>HR - I understand the work comparison was less than tactful, and I even softened it up a bit in my rewrite, but it best describes the way I feel about things right now. I don't usually go for shock value, so maybe it just was not communicated as clearly as I had hoped.Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269958368204164974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137934054333757342006-01-22T06:47:00.000-06:002006-01-22T06:47:00.000-06:00"I never thought my work would demand higher rates..."I never thought my work would demand higher rates than poontang.<BR/><BR/>Poise, Sid, Poise.<BR/><BR/>That thing with the Sears Tower? I had that all the time with the Chrysler Building in NY. I think that might be how David Copperfield makes big things disappear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14502119.post-1137906571859730952006-01-21T23:09:00.000-06:002006-01-21T23:09:00.000-06:00P.S. I'm afraid that my initial comment about you...P.S. I'm afraid that my initial comment about your blog might sound harsh. I did enjoy reading about your trip home and glad you were able to spend time with family.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com