Voodoo Pop (Slight Return)

Our country is one of those runaway cars hurtling deep into a mine shaft littered with dead canaries. And when anyone comes up with an idea, somebody else stuffs one of them dead canaries in their mouth.

In the meantime our leaders are busy trying to rename the mineshaft because they don't like the old boss. Swell times, my friends.

Rodman needs to tell Kim Jong-un to just chill out. We'll take care of ourselves, and he'll be able to just plop a piece of plywood over the top of that dark, quiet shaft soon enough.

It's martini time... take it away, Rev!