Didn't know why
Just had to have one.
Others had them
They seemed to have fun.
When he walked back from the corner drug
He felt like giving the world a hug.
Frewbud bought a rubber!
'Twas stashed away
In a special spot
For times to come
When he'd take a shot.
He didn't know what would come to be
Believing that thing would set him free.
What are you gonna do with it, Frewbud Frewbud?
You really oughtn't play with it, Frewbud Frewbud.
Will you ever go through with it, Frewbud Frewbud?
You've got a lot to say with it, Frewbud Frewbud.
Frewbud LOST the rubber!
One laundry day
Confusion abound
It slipped away
Never to be found.
Flailing his arms and embracing rue
Sopping up tears, he knew what to do.
Frewbud bought another rubber!
What are you gonna do with it, Frewbud Frewbud?
Don't be so debonair with it, Frewbud Frewbud.
You will never go through with it, Frewbud Frewbud.
If you don't take some care with it, Frewbud Frewbud.
(This song took over 30 years to write, mostly in the last week or so. Music to come...eventually...maybe.)
