Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Neighborhood Watch

I took some time tonight to watch my neighborhood. Neighborhood watches are one of the most effective security measures used in urban and suburban areas. I don't know about rural areas; occasional cow mischief I would imagine. I was not watching the neighborhood for security purposes. I was just being nosy.

It was a gray night, the sky being illuminated by city lights ping-ponging between the clouds and the snow. There was little wind. Nobody was outside. Nobody walking home from the Seven Eleven toting a twelver of Busch Light under their arm. No cars drove by. No snow plows, either. It was quiet.

All of a sudden, a light went on in the bedroom window of my neighbor's house across the street to the left. After about a minute, the light turned off. My neighbor probably went to the bedroom to change his pants. I'm guessing he spilled some sauce.

I continued to watch for about a half hour. Nothing else happened. I felt lucky to have seen the light. Thank goodness for the sauce.

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:34 PM

    Feel free to drop by my place sometime - the street is a little busier and you're welcome to watch whatever you like.

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  2. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Is there a writers strike at Leper Pop too?

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  3. Anonymous8:47 AM

    I heard Leper House burnt down.

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  4. Anonymous9:04 AM

    I heard Leper House burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.

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  5. Anonymous9:45 AM

    No, that's not right. It was swept away by one of the tornados. I think it's in Kansas now.

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  6. Anonymous9:52 AM

    that was the fourth leper house that got swept away to kansas.

    the third one burned down, fell over and sand into the swamp.

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  7. Anonymous9:59 AM

    Ahhhh, thanks for the clarification, but what happened to LH1 and LH2?

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  8. Anonymous11:22 AM

    everyone said I was daft to build leper house on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. so I built a second one. that sank into the swamp.

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  9. Anonymous11:46 AM

    I can't wait to hear... where will Leper House 5 be built? My money is on desert, after 3 in the swamp and 1 on the hill where it was swept away by a tornado.

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  10. Anonymous2:28 PM

    That's pretty sad. Because there are finally some cool Leper Pop tshirts up at the schlock joint...

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  11. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Oh, don't be sad. I'm sure they'll rebuild, better, faster, stronger. And for less than $6 million dollars.

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  12. Anonymous3:28 PM

    The New Leper House. It's YuKuRific.

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  13. Anonymous8:04 PM

    Leper House is just waiting for that woman with the huge ... tracts of land.

    Me, I want the girl that I marry to have that certain special something ...

    like enjoying a nice evening of neighborhood watch.

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  14. My apologies to everyone.

    It was actually my neighbor's house across the street to the RIGHT, not the left.

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  15. Anonymous8:37 AM

    That doesn't make you any less creepy, does it?

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  16. Anonymous2:11 PM

    I think it does! "Left" makes it funny, "right" is creepy.

    Got it? Left=funny, right=creepy. Got it!

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  17. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Stop imagining me taking off my pants, you weirdo.

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