I'm Feeling Expialidocious

Sid: Man, I think I sprained my foot – my toe is killing me.

Mrs: You probably have gout.

Sid: I don’t know what they’re teaching you in medical school, but gout was eradicated in the 19th century.

Mrs: Oh, really?

Sid: Yeah, it was mostly sailors that got it, but they have supplements now.

Mrs: Do you mean scurvy?

Sid: No, that’s the abnormal curvature of the spine.

Mrs: No, that’s scoliosis.

Sid: No, that’s bad breath.

Mrs: You mean halitosis?

Sid: Are you sure you’re in medical school?

Mrs: Please leave the room.