Hi, dear reader. I see that our last post was in December 2011. Christmas Eve. Just a little egg nog while hanging the stockings haphazardly above the faux fireplace and a few haikus slipped out. Sorry about that. Haikus are like farts sometimes. Often they slip out. And you hope they aren't a turd. That was a haiku right there in case you weren't counting to seven. And five. And seven again.
But I digress.
Clearly we needed some fresh inspiration. Motivation. Friendly competition. So we scoured the blogger community and found who we think might be a good fit. Mr. Cracky Muletrain. He has blogged as recently as April 2012, which is like four months better than us. It appears he was last sighted in Tacoma, Washington. You can check out his work here: http://thwartness.blogspot.com
By bringing him on-board, we hope you welcome him as part of the team and help us harness the synergies of this partnership. It is what it is. Just sayin'.
Me? I've just been working on the pipeline and trying to stay clean. Why do painters wear white pants? That seems like the dumbest choice they could make. Unless they mostly paint white walls. But, good lord, man, add an accent wall or something. We can't have every room looking like an institution.
Screw it, everybody just wear what they want. As long as it includes an ascot. We're bringing those back. Right, Cracky?