You And Me Up In The Trees

I heard a rumor that Moist Rub was going to get a new tree for his yard for Arbor Day. He's the one that started the rumor, so I don't know whether to believe it or not. Most of the rumors he starts are about him dating Sharon Gless and I've yet to see her with him. Regardless, I volunteered the use of my truck to go pick up the tree for him because I think that would be like driving a forest around. And how often do you get the opportunity to do that? Not very often, I tell 'ya.