Sunday, April 23, 2006

Know Before You Go – Monroe, Louisiana

The airport has only three gates, so don’t sweat it if you don’t know your gate number before leaving.

The accent on the word “umbrella” is on the first syllable.

Camo is the new black and can be purchased at the local Army/Navy Surplus store. It should be worn by all genders, ages, races, and sizes at all times.


Monroe is first place west of the Mississippi to bottle Coca-Cola.

8 comments:

del901 said...

"Camo is the new black"... I guess that means you fit right in, Sid?

keysunset said...

darn, based on the recommendations of the outfitters for the "man with the yellow hat," I thought yellow was the new black.

Guess I'll just have to go to Key Wierd, instead.

del901 said...

I definitely have to go shopping too, key. I have always considered black to be the new black.

Sid F'er said...

Probably the only airport where security doesn't blink if you show up with your face painted camo.

Please note these guildelines are specific to Monroe, Louisiana.

bclf said...

Are you the only blogging leper now?

Moist Rub said...

Yes.

Sid F'er said...

Moist Rub is like Zenith - the quality goes in before the name goes on.

Of course, they went out of business but just don't you worry about that.

While MR waits for inspiration, I'll be sure to spare you to death with details of my life.

keysunset said...

"spare you to death"?

You guys!

I thought maybe you'd say Moist is like Ford - Quality is Job 1.

But I like Zenith better.

I'm eagerly awaiting the post from Zenith Rub! (Sounds like something Frank Zappa would have named one of his kids ...)

Or as wise word verification says "rezzuw."