Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Parent Orientation

I attended my son's high school parent orientation tonight. I was required to follow his schedule in fifteen minute intervals and listen to all of his teachers tell me about their classes. It was very informative. Although I went to the same high school, he has none of the teachers I had. All of the teachers I had are dead. Their bodies are still in the lockers I stuffed them into.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't mean to be a bother, but can you please reach around the dead teacher in my locker and get my Leif Garrett poster? Thanks.

Anonymous said...

You dangled a preposition.

Anonymous said...

I'll be on the alert for any parents who introduce themselves as "Moist" at parent orientation tonight ...

(and Wise Word Verification informs me that "jd r xfyed"! Wow, is THAT what happened to him?!