Halloween Fitness Program

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, walk to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, walk to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, walk to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, walk to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, OH MY BACK!, hobble to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, OH MY BACK!, hobble to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, OH MY BACK!, hobble to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

(((Ding Dong!)))

Get up, pick up giant bowl of candy, OH MY BACK!, hobble to the door, open it, hand out candy, close door, eat a piece of candy, put the bowl down, sit back down.

This is the most exercise I’ve gotten since I got the runs last month. It feels good to be active. I’ve never felt so alive. I think I should incorporate more exercise into my life. I could feel this good EVERYDAY! These trick or treat children just may have saved my life. Ahhhhhhhh….

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AWW, WHAT THE HELL!?