Wednesday, October 22, 2008

What's the big idea, Google?

I was going to submit a world changing idea to Google to win ten million dollars, but I didn’t want to have to wait until January 27th to let the world know about it. I figure the sooner people hear about it, the sooner the world will change. So, I’m posting it here, instead. Come to think of it, if you believe in Chaos Theory, and why wouldn't you, the act of me posting my idea here has probably already changed the world. You are welcome.

I have so many good ideas it was difficult to choose just one. After a few walks around the mall, and a purchase of a sick Trigger Finger Skull and Rose tee at Hot Topic, I narrowed it down to two:

  1. Boil the oceans to help make it rain.
  2. Make sausage with the casing on the inside.

I’ve decided to go with number two, because number two has to do with sausage, and with sausage, who needs rain or boiled oceans?

Oh, and I also thought of robotic toilets that could sense when you needed to go and come to you instead of you going to them, but I didn't think anybody would take me seriously.

1 comment:

HR said...

Oh, I see what's going on. You're trying to get them to take your kids away from you.