Monday, January 12, 2009

I'm Feeling Expialidocious

Sid: Man, I think I sprained my foot – my toe is killing me.

Mrs: You probably have gout.

Sid: I don’t know what they’re teaching you in medical school, but gout was eradicated in the 19th century.

Mrs: Oh, really?

Sid: Yeah, it was mostly sailors that got it, but they have supplements now.

Mrs: Do you mean scurvy?

Sid: No, that’s the abnormal curvature of the spine.

Mrs: No, that’s scoliosis.

Sid: No, that’s bad breath.

Mrs: You mean halitosis?

Sid: Are you sure you’re in medical school?

Mrs: Please leave the room.


del said...

My admiration for Mrs. F'er continues to grow.

Anonymous said...

Abbott said...

Who's on first.

keysunset said...

ROTFLMAO!! You two crack me up!

inspirational panties said...

it's official - you're fastly becoming an idiot.