Sid: Man, I think I sprained my foot – my toe is killing me.
Mrs: You probably have gout.
Sid: I don’t know what they’re teaching you in medical school, but gout was eradicated in the 19th century.
Mrs: Oh, really?
Sid: Yeah, it was mostly sailors that got it, but they have supplements now.
Mrs: Do you mean scurvy?
Sid: No, that’s the abnormal curvature of the spine.
Mrs: No, that’s scoliosis.
Sid: No, that’s bad breath.
Mrs: You mean halitosis?
Sid: Are you sure you’re in medical school?
Mrs: Please leave the room.