Thursday, September 18, 2008

Biology Lesson

Last night the daughter and I were studying for her science test, and I asked her what were the two types of biological reproduction.

She smiled embarrassingly and covered her mouth, unwilling to provide the answer. “I don’t want to say that word!” she begged.

I told her there was no need to be embarrassed. These are scientific terms and she must learn to approach the subject matter without any social bias.

She sat giggling, flapping her hands, and still would not give me the answer.

I became a little sterner with her and demanded she answer the question.

“OK, OK, just give me a minute.”

“I know you know the answer,” I said, “don’t think about it, just blurt it out.”

-pause-

She took a deep breath and said, “Asexual and fucking.”

9 comments:

sarah said...

That whole situation could have been avoided had the school simply taught creationism.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but fucking picked up where creationism left off.

Moist mom said...

I can't believe you used the f word.

HR said...

"Moist Mom" is way more disturbing than fucking.

larry flynt said...

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Moist Dad said...

I kind of like a Moist Mom.

darwin said...

Creationism has nothing to do with reproduction. Duh.

ll said...

Where the fuck did she get that potty mouth from?

kristy said...

asexual fucking ....welcome to my world!