This is horrible. Mother's Day is just over a week away, and it looks as if nobody loves their mother this year. We know this because nobody has yet ordered a Rat's Ass from us to send to their mother. It's a proven fact. It is impossible to love your mother until you buy her a Rat's Ass. I am ashamed of all of us.
It's not all your fault you don't love your mother. Our marketing department has been remiss in their responsibility to remind you of your mother loving needs. And for that, we are reducing the price of The Rat's Ass by 10%. Screw it, these are our moms we're talking about - we'll make it 15%. Wait, 15% is too hard to calculate, let's make it an even 18.367%.
That's right, you can buy all the moms in your life as many Rat's Asses they want for only $49.99 each (regularly $61.24* for those of you doing math at home).
For more information about The Rat's Ass and how to order, click here. If you missed that link, try clicking here. Or here. We understand not everybody is a marksman with the old mouse pointer. Try here if you missed the other links. OK, one more time and that's it. HERE.
Prototype displayed. The actaul one your mom will receive will be much better, I'm sure.
*before you start whining, call the government about this damn inflation thing.