Locked Out In My Pants

I called my company's Help Desk because I was locked out of one of our systems. All I wanted them to do was unlock my login account so I could continue to use the same password. The woman at the Help Desk could not figure out how to unlock the account, but said she could reset it using the same password. So she asked me what my password was.


I said, "inmypants."


She said, "Gross."


How would she know? I've never even met her. She's two thousand miles away from me. As it turned out, she was unable to reset it using the same password, either. So, she asked me what I wanted my new password to be.


I said, "eatme."


She said, "That's not enough characters."


So I told her to use "riboflavin" instead.