Monday, March 17, 2008

Wear Mauve for St. Patrick's Day

Everybody is wearing green and drinking green in honor of St. Patrick’s day. But they shouldn’t be, if they cared at all about the wishes of the man, St. Patrick.

I did some research. St. Patrick despised the color green. It reminded him of the pagan Druids, who were a torment to Patrick. Not only did the Druids not believe in Patrick’s god, they used to sit in their sacred oak trees, giggling, and pelt him with acorns while he was badgering villagers into becoming Christians. Patrick grew to associate the color green of the oak tree leaves with the nasty Druids.

St. Patrick preferred the color mauve – which was the color of the socks god wore most often back in the fifth century. When the Ministry of Public Relations in Ireland’s government decided to promote St. Patrick’s Day as a feel good Irish celebration, they chose green instead of mauve for the official color of the day because most Irish people could not pull off the color mauve without looking a bit fruity. And, frankly, mauve beer is repulsive. It looks like a runny beef stroganoff sauce gone bad.



7 comments:

interleper said...

Moist O'Rub, darlin' - Are you saying that God's a bit fruity, or that he's not Irish?

keysunset said...

interleper! LOL!

And I didn't get the memo til too late, so I'm in green -- including plastic shamrock earrings. :-D

I'll have to remember mauve for next year, tho I don't think I can pull the color off either (I got a bit of O'Neill in my heritage ...)

HR said...

I wear mauve on the outside because mauve is how I feel on the inside.

ll said...

Is that a technicolor turd?

del said...

Well, they should have remembered what that wise frog once sang, "it's not easy wearing green, but it's better than mauve".

interleper said...

Good observation on the drawing, ll. I think it's an offering for a St. Joseph and the technicolor turd table (March 19).

Gina said...

What color socks is God wearing nowadays?