Scalping tickets to the great American freak show....
Monday, March 10, 2008
Book Store Girl
I almost asked out the check out girl at Barnes and Noble yesterday. She might have been too young for me, maybe around 30, and was kind of plain jane cute. But I didn't because I figured she was poor. So I went to Steak 'n Shake by myself instead.
6 comments:
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I bet she'd have shared her cheese fries with you.
You can’t judge a book by it’s cover. Maybe she’s an heiress who wants to meet a man who enjoys reading and red meat. Or not. Who cares? She has access to a cash register and she’s 30. Take a shot…
You all miss the point. Mr. Rub is looking to be a kept man. Then again, what if she was the Barnes and Nobel heiress looking to learn the family business from the ground up?
6 comments:
I bet she'd have shared her cheese fries with you.
You can’t judge a book by it’s cover. Maybe she’s an heiress who wants to meet a man who enjoys reading and red meat. Or not. Who cares? She has access to a cash register and she’s 30. Take a shot…
You didn't ask her out 'cause you thought she was poor?
Being a little elitist, there, MR.
And even if she's poor, doesn't mean she wouldn't be fun to go with to the Steak n Shake. Oh, the missed opportunity ...
You all miss the point. Mr. Rub is looking to be a kept man. Then again, what if she was the Barnes and Nobel heiress looking to learn the family business from the ground up?
An opportunity wasted!
How do you interpret the Moist wants to be a kept man from that? Maybe that is your wish, not his.
Steak and Shake rocks.
Actually, MR has been quite open and vocal about his wish to find a rich chick to take care of him.
It's good to have goals...
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