Saturday, August 12, 2006

Wear Leper Pop

NOTE: This post is for entertainment purposes only. These specific t-shirts are no longer available. New ones are available by clicking the link in the upper right hand corner.

Carry on.

Men will feel like Chester Arthur. Women will feel like Crystal Bernard.

When they put on Leper Pop t-shirts and wear Chester Arthur or Crystal Bernard costumes over them.
Don't miss out on this fine opportunity to be somebody you would ordinarily never be.

If you would like to get yourself into one of these off the hook, hanger-haunting garments of dope, find somebody already wearing one, get that person drunk, take them home, do your business and maybe they'll leave the shirt behind when you kick them to the curb. If that seems like too much of a hassle, may we suggest buying one from us.

To take the easy way out, send an email to, say hello to Sid and Moist, let us know how stupid you think our blog is, and tell us you need one or more of these t-shirts. Tell us what style (girlie or he-man*), how many, what size and where you want it sent to. We'll go out, find somebody wearing one, get them drunk, etc. and send whatever we can get to you. Sometimes, it may be a Wham t-shirt or one of those coconut bras. We hope you don't mind. But, we'll try our best to keep it Leper Pop.

The cost for each t-shirt is a measly $15 (American) plus $4 delivery (you do the math) for delivery within the US. Contact us for shipping cost if you live elsewhere in the world. We'll wave the delivery charge if you come get it yourself. Just send it via Paypal to If you don't have Paypal, you should. It's the leader in safe, global, real-time payment solutions, you know. If Paypal is not an option, then send us an email and we'll see what we can work out.

Currently, we only carry the following sizes:

Girlie: med, large (note: reports say that the lady's shirts may run a little small)
He-man: large, X-large

If you don't fit into one of those sizes, start losing weight, or eating more, or working out, or whatever you need to do to fit in one of them. Our primary concern is your health and well being. We hope you know that.

* Both styles can be worn by either men or women. Who are we to oppress your sexuality and/or fashion sense? Nobody, that's who.


Anonymous said...

Some of us resemble Chesty Arthur and next x-large...just sayin'

: )

AMAI said...

I want to know who the models are in the photos. Did you tap Janice Dickenson's agency? She needs the exposure and the big name client for her fledgling agency. Just sayin'.

I want a shirt. Does a chest of drawers come with it?

Leper Hopeful said...

That post is pure genius.
World domination is near.

213 said...

Can I avoid the shipping charge by having you leave mine with Sid's doorman for me to pick up when I drop off his condo-warming gifts?

keysunset said...

I'm not sure if Mr. has had fantasties of feeling Crystal Bernard, but send me a shirt anyway .... :-D

HR said...

I sent you money. I hope you were serious. If not, how about a Rat's Ass?

You're so sending my address to advertisers everywhere, aren't you.

My word verification is pronouncible as "beware"....

Moist Rub said...

The T-shirt sale is no joke. I have mountains and mountains of the product on my bar at this moment just waiting for shirtless people worldwide to order them.

Moist Rub said...

Oh, and regarding the sending of your address to advertisers, we can barely record your address in our own spreadsheet, let alone being able to provide it to third parties. You have nothing to worry about there. Besides, the doctrine of cool does not allow for that sort of thing.

Sid F'er said...

I can only imagine the types of advertisers that would want to partner with Leper Pop.

HR said...

If I see an increase of mail from Cool Chicks for Weed, Animation Pornography, and Spandex Fetishists, I'll know you sold out.

Sid F'er said...

Hmm, seems like you had a big part in two out of three of those. Only yourself to blame.

HR said...

I'll take the heat for the misguided Spandex Fetish, but the others? You jumped from Nurse Joy to Misty all on your own.

L A Ray (WCR) said...

I'm going to pick my T-shirt up when I vist Labor Day weekend. Heck maybe one for the Mrs. too!

Marty Casey said...

Sid and Moist gave me a free Leper Pop tshirt and I absolutely love it!

I wear it to bed every night. Who needs PajamaGrams when you have Leper Pop tshirts to dream in?