Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Rock Star - August 17 - Sid

I almost missed the elimination show because I had to work late tonight. The line at the drive-thru was really long so they asked if I could man the fry station for a little longer. They obviously don’t realize my importance to the blogging and Rock Star community.

So, could that encore have been a little more rehearsed? That’s just the kind of cheese that can get MiG a gig on QVC if this INXS thing doesn’t work out. If I was Marty I would have kicked MiG’s ass for making come up there and sing another song like that this week. But I’m not Marty, so he did the cool thing and just kept his microphone off and lip synched for a couple minutes while trying to cop a feel from Jordis. He should have jumped in and re-summoned the dark side during the encore to remind MiG that this is a competition to be in band and not a Sunflower Girl campout.

But again, those crazy Pacific Islanders, Australians, and Asians laid the hammer to Suze and she joined Deanna and Jessica in the final three.

Suzie – By My Side: For the first time, I thought she looked OK despite the really bad suburban housewife look. I didn’t think her performance was extraordinary, but it’s like taking the SAT to get into community college. You just show up, work the scantron for a couple hours and move on. It’s not like you’re going to Harvard or something.

Jessica – Mystify: Why didn’t she dress that way for us during the performance show? I thought she did a nice job, but seemed to be getting cocky in the elimination round. Wonder if she got that advice from JD?

Deanna – Never Tear Us Apart: You know my stance here. It’s a Buffalo Stance. So don’t you get fresh with me. I like her, but only as a friend and not as a rock singer. She did OK tonight, but is not going to fill any stadiums fronting this band. And has she always done that Joe Cocker hand thing or have I just noticed it this week?

I was digging that outfit Brooke was wearing, but that ridiculous necklace was covering too much stuff up. Some people don’t need to “peacock” and that means you, Brooke, so stop listening to Dave. It’s bad enough that we have to spend time here giving the contestants advice, but I expect more from our hosts.

Oh, and Jessica is not right for their band, INXS. I was hoping that she would stick around just for fun, but I guess I was wrong. However, she was an inspiration to us all and we need to live our lives as a Jessican, and not a Jessican’t. Godspeed, CoverGurl.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't make fun of people that work in fast food. We're just tyring to make a living like anoyne else.

Sid F'er said...

Lighten up, Francis. I wasn't making fun of people working in fast food. But if you're that defensive about it, why don't you take some classes at your local community college and make yourself more marketable. Then I can make fun of you for that.

Sergeant Hulka said...

Yeah, and if you're too stupid to get into community college -- there's always UofI...

Y'know something sid f'er, I notice you're always last.

Sid F'er said...

I agree, University of Iowa blows. I went there for a football game once. Once.

I'm pacing myself, Sargeant.

Sergeant Hulka said...

Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear the rest of your story...

Sid F'er said...

I'd love to continue this dialogue but I'm off to the bingo parlor at the YMCA.

Anonymous said...

All of it just sucks...

L A Ray said...

I see no poking fun at the fast food industry in Sid F'er's post. Besides, how fast was the food if the drive thru line was that long.

Anonymous said...

You think they might have Ty sing Tomorrow with an Annie wig on his head for the next performance show?

Moist Rub said...

Yes, Anon., That is exactly what I think. How did you know?

Sid F'er said...

Enough with the show spoilers you jagoffs...

L A Ray said...

I kinda like that Anon, an all showtune performance show. Although it's probably not equal ground for all contestants, as Mig and Ty would have an unfair advantage in the shmaltzy factor. (I.E. the Six Flags main stage.)

L A Ray said...

Back already?! Sid, How'd ya do at bingo?

Sid F'er said...

damn blue hairs took me to the cleaners.

Anonymous said...

was that the group outing after bingo? extra starch anyone?

Anonymous said...

Hey don't make cracks about the University of Iowa. UofI rules Dammit!

Reedus said...

From: "Marvin" marvin@ocatv.com Add to Address Book
To: tickets@ocatv.com
Subject: Rockstar:INXS
Date: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 14:48:13 -0700


It is with sincere regret that we must cancel your ticket to Rockstar:INXS this Sunday, August 21st. The capacity of the studio audience has been changed and we can no longer accommodate as many ticket-holders as we have in previous weeks. We are extremely sorry for this cancellation and promise to notify you before the general public as soon as tickets are released for future tapings of Rockstar:INXS.



Thank you for your understanding.

mack the fork said...

Changing the capacity the studio? What, did Andrew binge on twinkies again?

Maybe they are replacing the audience with paid actors to avoid bozos like us from showing up again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ........ fool me you can't get fooled again.

L A Ray said...

Fool on the Hill